what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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