My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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