If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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