i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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