You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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