I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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