Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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