There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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