She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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