Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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