i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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