I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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