Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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