I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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