so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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