U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Randomize
