Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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