we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
