I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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