id be glad to
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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