windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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