Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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