He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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