i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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