dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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