he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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