perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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