no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
