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I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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