Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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