Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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