Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pants are for mortals