Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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