let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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