Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
