I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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