Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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