I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Its about making memories worth repressing
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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