Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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