Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize