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I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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