Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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