The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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