I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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