Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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