After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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