How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize