But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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