my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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