I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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