I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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