: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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