So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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