How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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