My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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