My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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